Brain Droppings is a 1997 book by comedian George Carlin. This was Carlin's "first real book" and contains much of Carlin's stand-up comedymaterial. According to the cover, the book contains "jokes, notions, doubts, opinions, questions, thoughts, beliefs, assertions, assumptions, and disturbing references" and "comedy, nonsense, satire, mockery, merriment, sarcasm, ridicule, silliness, bluster, and toxic alienation". For longtime Carlin fans, the book also contains complete versions of two of his most famous...
Thursday, 11 July 2013
Jamming in NY
Jamming in NY
Thank you and hello
New York! Okay, it’s been a little while, it’s been a little while since I’ve
been here and a couple of things have happened in that time. I’d like to talk a
little bit about the war in the Persian Gulf... biiiiiig doings in the Persian
Gulf. You know my favourite part of that war? It’s the first war we ever had
that was on every channel plus cable... and the war got good ratings too,
didn’t it?...
You are all diseased script
You are all diseased script
Thank you... So let
me ask you something. Let me ask you how’s everybody doing tonight huh? Good
well fuck you! Just trying to make you feel at home. Now listen... I’ve been
out here all this time and I haven’t been complaining about anything yet so I
think it’s time to go into the complaint department. This is just a series of
things that are pissing me off. Okay? A series of things that are pissing...
